The Bright Side of Constipation Gas

One of the worst things about constipation is the constipation gas. Don’t pretend you don’t know what that means. Even if you are lucky enough not to have ever had constipation, you have to have had gas. When it occurs in correlation with constipation, it takes on some traits that no one could love. However, there is always a silver lining to every cloud and here are a few ways that the gas, not the constipation itself, could actually be a benefit to you.

  • people you don’t like will stay away
  • you will never have to wait in line
  • the kids will listen the first time you say something

Of course, no one wants to live with the symptoms and discomfort of constipation. But while you are in the process of treating it, you might as well take advantage of the gas situation. It doesn’t matter if you are at work or at a family function. Make sure you let loose when your annoying co worker or obnoxious great aunt is telling you all about how much better than you they are. Odds are really good they won’t hang out for an encore performance. You will have killed two birds with one stone by relieving some of the pressure in your belly and relieving some of the pressure in your head by getting rid of the annoyance.

Similar to the scenario above, constipation gas can help make sure you get the bathroom in plenty of time. Except for the holiday season, most people aren’t going to stay in line inhabited by the worst gas of all time. Use this squeamish trait to experience the fastest grocery store line in the history of grocery stores. Try to be kind to the cashier though, you don’t want them to forget to take your coupons.

Your children won’t be as socially correct as the store cashier and people in line. They will tell you in no uncertain terms that you are odoriferous. However in order to not have to stay in the same room as you, you will only have to make a request once. If they refuse to clean their room, just tell them you will sit in there until it is done. It’s a good bet you will last longer than they will and you can sit back and reap the rewards of your labor.

Obviously we are poking some fun at the situation, but natural constipation gas is an uncomfortable situation no one wants to live with. Consider trying New Colon Sweep to relieve the symptoms of constipation. This form of constipation help is very effective and doesn’t cause the unpleasant side effects other treatments do.

Try New Colon Sweep today and discover how natural, safe, gentle and effective chronic constipation relief can be.